I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there